Hey there, spicy dogs. Welcome to The Cheap Seats, the online store for Joe's Bleachers, home of super Cubs fan, Joe Schlombowski.
WHY SHOP IN THE CHEAP SEATS?
My goal is to provide stuff for Cubs fans — the best and most loyal in sports (not to mention the smartest and best lookin') — that helps them demonstrate their passion for baseball’s most beloved team. That would be the Chicago Cubs, my friend, not the Boston Red Sox, as some people think.
If you love the Cubs as much as I do — and/or hate the White Sox and Cards — this is definitely a good place to browse around. Plus, when you shop here, you’ll have the satisfaction of knowin' you’re in the most exclusive store of its kind; one where no fewer than zero famous celebrities shop and where not one single star athlete has provided endorsement. Impressive, huh?! How can you possibly pass that up? So…shop in the Cheap Seats, impress your friends, watch your popularity soar.
As far as browsing around, you'll notice there's not much to browse at just yet. Only 3 items so far. Hey, I've been too manic about the Cubs' this season to sit still for 5 minutes, let alone build inventory. I'm a Cubs fan, not a captain of industry! That's gonna change for sure, though (the inventory part, not the captain of industry thing), so please come visit now and then to see what's new on the Cheap Seats' shelves.